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Keep your conversations short and sweet today. Don’t beat around the bush or mince words. In fact, the only thing you should mince today should be garlic, onion, green pepper and shitake mushrooms. You need them as you prepare to make your award-winning turkey chili.
Friends are shocked today as you break radically from character. Freewheeling and devil-may-care, you spend the evening kicking your heels up. While watching you shake your booty on the dance floor amazes them, it’s the sight of you pounding down three slices of garlic and pesto pizza in rapid succession that really blows them away.
Having a to-do list this long doesn’t suit your lazy tastes today, get all of your responsibilities out of the way early. Stop by the supermarket while you’re at it. You don’t want to get complicated with dinner, either, and a beef and cheese casserole should fit the bill quite nicely.
Your To-Do list reads like a short story today. Your choices are to dig in and get them all accomplished, or to blow them off until next weekend. If choosing the latter, don’t let laziness overwhelm you. With the exception of getting those charcoals lit, grilling burgers and chicken legs on the barby don’t take any effort at all.
Life should be an excellent diversity of flavors and textures, and tonight’s dinner should be the same way. That makes it a perfect night for sushi, so whether you order the nigiri-zushi, maki rolls or just the Bento box, the wild array of tastes and consistencies should have you shouting ‘Arigato, Mr. Roboto!’
Today could be as good as teaching the kids how to make French toast and apple turnovers, or it could be as bad as being forced to watch a ‘That’s So Raven’ marathon with them as you’re eating breakfast.
Expect one part of today to be as sloppy as a hot fudge sundae, while another part is as clean and unfettered as a shiny apple. It’s your choice as to which you want to embrace today. The apple will be healthier for you, but it isn’t as decadent or as fun as the sundae.
Flying solo today could have you feeling lonely and forlorn, but it doesn’t have to be that way if you find a friend to share the day with. Together you can explore the city, see a movie or chat over coffee. If the latter is your preference, bond over a few treats like glazed apple or praline peach danishes.
Be mindful as you deal with people today. Embrace your paranoia and regard everyone with suspicion. You may see shadows in the alley or moving eyeballs in the painted portrait, yet all other eyes are on the lone bear claw at the coffee cafe. Let the jockeying begin, because a Danish just ain’t gonna cut it.
You can save money today by buying seasonal foods for tonight’s meal. Start with fresh spinach, broccoli, green onion, and dandelions for a wonderful salad, followed up with a light soup made with cockles fresh from the sea. A dessert of frozen yogurt and fresh raspberries is the icing on the cake.
Communicate creatively if you want to get your message across to people today. Miming is good, but offering them treats like bagels and chocolate cake is even better. Once all that sugar goes to their heads you can get them to do anything, even appreciate the subtle intricacies of mime.
Today you may feel an affinity with King Neptune, the mighty ruler of the deep — so prepare a dinner perfectly suited for the occasion. Mackerel, clams, scallops, crab, and prawns can be the basis of the type of wonderful seafood chowder that could make you the pride of Atlantis.